Mr. Ordinary

Contrary to popular belief I am a 22 year old guy. (boy is inappropriate and man would assume too much (responsibility that is) (can you do parentheses inside parentheses?)). Many believe that I grew up in Indiana and that I was forced to perform at an extremely high level since the age of five with my older brothers in a band our father managed while my mother nurtured my love for mice and monkeys named bubbles, but that is untrue. I'm actually a science nerd who was bit by a radioactive spider while doing a science project.....next thing I kno I'm swinging and crawling everywhere and I don't know which way is up. That was before I joined a team of super powered young folks guided by this bald man who could read minds when I realized my body was indestructible because of its admantium skeleton. Soon after that endeavour, I did some traveling and met the girl of my dreams on this big boat. Everything was going good until we hit a block of ice, the ship broke in half, and began to sink. That put a lot of stress on our relationship. So that was short lived. That was all years ago, I just sit on my porch and chill in LA with my homeboy who smokes all the time now. Matta fact I think Friday.....or was it last Friday?.....nah Friday we almost got killed by some dude we owed money to and I had to beat this big swole dude cuz he put his hands on my girl. My lifes pretty ordinary I'd say.